Mom trying to decide which farm to pick pumpkins at: "Hmm- that farm is an hour away- we're not going there." Mia pipes up, "How 'bout we take two cars to get there faster?"
"Hey mom- my shirt is giving me a hot body!"
"Please bless the food, and please bless my mom to have a baby. I want a baby brother or a baby sister."
Anya comes to check out Bree's progress on the toilet. "How doin?" Bree replies, "Is big poop." Anya takes a peek, "Ooh- pretty!"
The Christmas elf delivers the gifts from grandma's house to ours each morning, as long as you're on good behavior the day before. One morning, he left a present for mom and dad. "Mom- you got a present! That's because you didn't yell at me yesterday!" "Gee- that's uh... great..."
Anya asks to be carried down the stairs. "I can't sweetie, my back is hurting right now." Puzzled look from the two-year-old. "It's um... broken today." She races down the stairs chanting something like "teep! teep!" We reach the computer desk and I see what she's referring to. "Tape? You want tape?" That's what she wants. I give her a peice and she puts it on my back. "Deh- fix it. Ah bedduh? Fee bedduh now?"