I'm sitting with my head in my hands waiting for the Ibuprofin to kick in.
Mia grabs her pretend doctor kit and asks "Are you sick? Do you need me to fix you?"
"Yes, Dr. Mia."
"Okaaaay. My doctor kit is open! Now I will make you feel better! Do you need a shot?"
"Ummm- yeah, I think so."
"Okay!" She marches up and sticks her fake little needle into one of the arms supporting my head. "There. On, no! You have a broken funny bone!... in your head!!"
She grabs her pretend stethoscope, and seeing that the chest of her patient is hunched over knees and behind two arms, sticks the diaphragm end on my head. "Now let's listen." She pushes the sound button, and the stethoscope sounds a fake heartbeat and coughs. She removes it from my head, "Sounds good. Hmm- your funny bone is still broken, though."
A quick sift through the remaining tools in her kit, "You need a Band-Aid!" She marches up and pops the pretend plastic Band-Aid on my thumb. "There! I fixed your funny bone! Do you feel better?"
Pound, pound. My head has no idea how well it and it's funny bone has just been cared for, but my brain is feeling 100% improved.