Saturday, November 17

Under "Experience" can I put "Wild Animal Trainer?"

Today, Mia got put in time out.

So she’s in there and she’s right next to her toddler potty, and she says she’s poopy, which usually means she’s about to go potty. She then pees all over the floor and starts screaming bloody murder. This is just not going well. Everything that you don’t want to have happen when potty training, has now happened, short of me yelling at her- which I will never do, because the whole situation always strikes me as funny for some reason.